The little girl replies, “Because mommy, every time
you leave in the morning, the lady next door comes
over and blows it back up.”
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At dinner, she told her sister, “My
monkey has grown hair.”
Her sister smiled and said, “That’s
nothing, mine is already eating
bananas.”
The Captain replies, “So that when
I bleed, you guys don’t notice and
aren’s discouraged.” They fight off
the pirates eventually.
The very next day, the Captain is
alerted that 50 pirate ships are
coming towards their boat.
He yells, “Get me my brown pants!”
After a while the boat started sinking. The
Sailor asked the Professor, do you know
swiminology & escapology from sharkology?
The professor said no.
Sailor: “Well, sharkology & crocodilogy will
eat your assology, headology & you will
dieology because of your mouthology.
and she replies with,
“tat for tit”
that the school year
started off on the right foot.
my bed. My legs were still very wobbly. I stumbled too hard and tried to grab the bathroom cabinet for support. I accidentally pulled it open and fell to the ground. Our entire stock to toilet paper fell out of the cabinet on top of me. Later I told my girlfriend about it. I let her know my legs were bruised and she thought I was telling her the toilet paper bruised my legs. ‘It’s probably nothing to worry about,” she said. “Just a bit of tissue damage.”