Category: Funny Jokes

Also, Provide Child Support Until The Child Turned 18. She agreed but asked how he would know when the baby was born.

To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a postcard, and write ‘Spaghetti’ on the back.
He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. ‘Honey, she said, ‘you received a very strange
postcard today.

‘Oh, really? Let me see…’, he said. The wife gave it to him and watched as her husband read the card, turned white,

and fainted. On the card was written: ‘Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without. Send extra sauce.’

he also doesn’t want the farmer to lose his second wife, so he
suggests to the farmer, “You know, if you want your farm to be
more successful, maybe you should hire a 21-year-old farmhand.”

“That I’ll do!” says the farmer.

A few months later, the farmer comes back and says to the bartender, “I have some good news! I got my wife pregnant!”

“That’s very nice,” replies the bartender. “How’s the farmhand doing?”

“I thought you’d never ask,” answers the farmer. “I got her pregnant too!”

neck, slowly worked it down one side, then the other, stopping just over her lower stomach. He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressed downward again, working down her side, passed gently over and then in between her buttock and down her leg to her calf.

Then, he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over,the couple lying in bed one evening and became silent.

As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, “That was wonderful. Why did you stop?”
“I found the remote,” he said.

gets the best of her so she asks the bartender to have the frog go down on her.
She gets up on the bar in the appropriate position and the bartender puts the

frog there and tells it to do its thing. The frog just sits there.
The bartender moves the frog to the side and says, “I’m only going to show you one more time!”

The next morning the soldier wakes up and slowly lifts the sheets only to see a baby
elephant trunk had been sewn on were his p*nis used to be. At first, he is

upset but can’t help but admire the length and girth of his new penis. The doctor tells him not to
worry and to return in a week for a checkup. Two days later the soldier is back in his office.

Why are you back so soon, is there a problem with your penile implant? Yes says the soldier, every time I try to eat something my penis takes it from me and shoves it up my ass