Johnny then answers: “Those are storks eggs” Mary is still intrigued: “But Johnny what are these?” while pointing at the pubic hairs Johnny isn’t bothered
Category: Funny Jokes
Woman: “How much does that white dildo cost?” Employee: “$35” Woman: “How much for the black one?” Employee: “$35 for the white one, $35 for
The golf pro saw her heading backand said, “You are back early, what’s wrong?” “I was stung by abee!” she said. “Where?” he asked. “Between
of a gentleman, you would liftyour hat to a lady.” He replies, “If you were any sort of a sexy lady,the hat would lift by
Computer.. Ok. double click on it..JACK:what the hell, what is your computer doing on my computer..???Officer:Double click on ur computer..JACK:On which Icon i’ve to click..Officer:“My
she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her
of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady.” He replies, “If you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would
“Sure!” replies Jim. “Let’s go!” At Stacey’shouse, Jim notices a picture of a man on Stacey’sdesk and asks, “Is this your brother?” “No, it isn’t,
She opens her blouse and theman puts his face in her breasts for 10 minutes.” Eventually thelady asks, “Aren’t you gonna bite them?”He replies, “No,
She puts her items through, and thecashier scans them without a word. Disappointed at the lack ofthe reaction, she starts to leave. But just as