time there was this handsome lobster…”
Funny Jokes Hilarious Adult Humor
What’s better than a hilarious joke? A hilarious joke that’s filled with smut and innuendo, of course. And have we got some great dirty jokes for you.
From naughty gags to close-to-the-knuckle toilet humor, look no further. Short rude jokes, jokes, chat-up lines, Rude knock-knock jokes.
Smallest Things
It’s been a month now and she’s
still not speaking to me
One more April Fools Joke
A spokesperson was quoted
as saying,
“We have absolutely nothing to go on.”
April Fools Joke
of their way to demonstrate how unfunny they are.
A 60 Years old Billionaire
“It’s simple” billionaire boasts…
“I faked my age”
“Yes, but even for a 40/45 years old guy…
she is sensational, what age btw did you tell you are?” A friend asks.
With a smile on his lips billionaire responds “85 years old”
Man kisses his wife
he says to his wife.
“Oh my dear what is it?”
“Well first i got fired from work”
“Oh hon don’t worry, he who is up there shall provide for us”
“And i got into a car accident”
“Don’t worry, for he who is up there shall provide for us”
“And the fault was mine, and im not insured”
“Don’t worry my love, for he who is up there shall provide for us”
The first man hiding in the attic jumped out visibly furious.
“I ain’t providing nothin, how bout you tell the other guy under the bed to
provide huh?”