“Is it your husband?” Jim is shocking now this

“Sure!” replies Jim. “Let’s go!” At Stacey’s
house, Jim notices a picture of a man on Stacey’s
desk and asks, “Is this your brother?”

“No, it isn’t, Jim!” Stacey giggles. “Is it your
husband?” Stacey giggles even more, “No, silly!”
“Then, it must be your boyfriend!” Stacey giggles

even more while nibbling on Jim’s ear. She says,
“No, silly!” “Then, who is it?” Stacey replies,
“That’s me before my operation!”

When his h00ker surprise Him

She leaves and I pass out. The next night I go back to
the same casino bar, and sure enough she’s there again
and I decide I wanted some more. I walk up to her and say
“You were amazing last night, how much would it cost for a

blow job?” She then smiles and says “1 grand.” Again I’m a
little bit set back by the price and I said “A grand? Is it
that good?” She then whips out her phone and shows me a

picture of a HUGE, luxurious house. She then says “See this
house? I paid for it with blowjobs” so I said “Alright let’s
do it” so this time we go into her car and she decides to
blow me in the parking lot, and its the best blowjob I ever had.

We sit there and I’m blown away by this woman, so I ask her,
“how much would it cost for some pussy?” She then laughs and
points to the casino. “You see that casino?” I said “…yeah?”
She says “If I had a pussy, I would own that casino.”

Update: Holy shit thanks for the gold. The comments have been
awesome and the unexpected tranny attack its been a good day.

When survivor meets the God

God smiles serenly and answers:
“Yes, my son, please tell it to me.”

The jew grins and says: “How do you
get the number of a girl in Auschwitz?
You look on her arm!”

God doesn’t laughs, instead, he looks
rather shocked.

The survivor shrugs with his shoulders.
“Eh, I guess you had to be there.

Tragedy in Library

at the guy and he feels humiliated.
After a few minutes, the girl walks

over to him and softly says “I am a
psychology student and I knew what you
were thinking. I guess you
were humiliated, right?”

The guy answers back loudly “200 bucks
for a blow job? Are you fucking kidding me?”.

Everybody looks at the girl and she feels humiliated.

Then the guy says “well I am a lawyer and I know how to make someone feel guilty!!!”.