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What’s better than a hilarious joke? A hilarious joke that’s filled with smut and innuendo, of course. And have we got some great dirty jokes for you.

From naughty gags to close-to-the-knuckle toilet humor, look no further. Short rude jokes, jokes, chat-up lines, Rude knock-knock jokes.

Best pick up lines for guys

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  1. “I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?”
  2. “Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.”
  3. “Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.”
  4. “I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.”
  5. “If you were a book, I’d read you over and over again.”
  6. “I’m not sure if you’re a star, but you sure are shining bright.”
  7. “Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.”
  8. “I’m not sure if you’re a work of art, but I’d hang you on my wall.”
  9. “I’m not sure if you’re a dream, but I don’t want to wake up.”
  10. “I’m not sure if you’re a song, but you’re stuck in my head.”

Pick up lines for flirting over text

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  1. I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.
  2. If you were a book, I’d read you over and over again.
  3. I’m not sure if you’re a star, but you sure are shining bright.
  4. Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
  5. I’m not sure if you’re a work of art, but I’d hang you on my wall.
  6. I’m not sure if you’re a dream, but I don’t want to wake up.
  7. I’m not sure if you’re a song, but you’re stuck in my head.
  8. I’m not sure if you’re a pizza, but I’m craving you.
  9. I’m not sure if you’re a movie, but I’d watch you again and again.
  10. I’m not sure if you’re a book, but I’d read you cover to cover.

Dirty pick up lines for him

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  1. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
  2. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
  3. I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.
  4. If you were a book, I’d read you over and over again.
  5. I’m not sure if you’re a star, but you sure are shining bright.
  6. Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
  7. I’m not sure if you’re a work of art, but I’d hang you on my wall.
  8. I’m not sure if you’re a dream, but I don’t want to wake up.
  9. I’m not sure if you’re a song, but you’re stuck in my head.
  10. I’m not sure if you’re a pizza, but I’m craving you.

Romantic pick up lines

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  • “If I were a poet, I’d write you a sonnet. But I’m not, so I’ll just say you’re beautiful.”
  • “You’re like a warm cup of coffee on a cold day. You make me feel good.”
  • “I’m not sure if you’re a dream, but I don’t want to wake up.”
  • “You’re the most interesting person I’ve ever met. I could talk to you for hours.”
  • “I love the way you make me laugh. You’re the funniest person I know.”
  • “I can’t stop thinking about you. You’re the only thing on my mind.”
  • “I’m not sure what it is about you, but I’m drawn to you like a magnet.”
  • “You’re the most beautiful person I’ve ever seen. Inside and out.”
  • “I’m so glad I met you. You’ve made my life better.”
  • “I love the way you look at me. It makes me feel special.”

Smooth pick up lines

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  • “Is there an airport nearby? Because I feel like I’m falling for you.”
  • “I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.”
  • “If you were a book, I’d read you over and over again.”
  • “I’m not sure if you’re a star, but you sure are shining bright.”
  • “Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.”
  • “I’m not sure if you’re a work of art, but I’d hang you on my wall.”
  • “I’m not sure if you’re a dream, but I don’t want to wake up.”
  • “I’m not sure if you’re a song, but you’re stuck in my head.”
  • “I’m not sure if you’re a pizza, but I’m craving you.”
  • “I’m not sure if you’re a movie, but I’d watch you again and again.”
  • “I’m not sure if you’re a book, but I’d read you cover to cover.”
  • “Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.”
  • “Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.”
  • “I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.”
  • “If you were a book, I’d read you over and over again.”
  • “I’m not sure if you’re a star, but you sure are shining bright.”
  • “Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.”
  • “I’m not sure if you’re a work of art, but I’d hang you on my wall.”
  • “I’m not sure if you’re a dream, but I don’t want to wake up.”
  • “I’m not sure if you’re a song, but you’re stuck in my head.”
  • “I’m not sure if you’re a pizza, but I’m craving you.”
  • “I’m not sure if you’re a movie, but I’d watch you again and again.”
  • “I’m not sure if you’re a book, but I’d read you cover to cover.”