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25 years earlier, I showed it to her, thinking we should rehang
the picture. After gazing at my message for a few seconds,
she replied, “You know, I think a black marker would cover over
all that so that we could sell it.” Keith Chambers
me a sandwich!’” Thomas shook his head.
“Not me. I already have one of those.”
He couldn’t wait to brag to her and indeed she was so
interested in him, they went back to his house together.
The next day she became his stepmother.
The little girl replies, “Because mommy, every time
you leave in the morning, the lady next door comes
over and blows it back up.”
At dinner, she told her sister, “My
monkey has grown hair.”
Her sister smiled and said, “That’s
nothing, mine is already eating
bananas.”
The Captain replies, “So that when
I bleed, you guys don’t notice and
aren’s discouraged.” They fight off
the pirates eventually.
The very next day, the Captain is
alerted that 50 pirate ships are
coming towards their boat.
He yells, “Get me my brown pants!”