they will come for them in 24 hours The second man made a phone call to the army:
“Comrade, I served the country as you do, please get me out of here!”
The soldier told him they will come for them in 12 hours
The final man made a phone call to someone and made a whisper which
the other two-man can’t hear Within an hour, the men were
dugout and rescued
A group of police officers walks up to the weary men:
“Alright, which one of you said Taiwan is a country?”
“Are my brothers and sisters here with me as well?”
And they too tell him that they are here.
So the old man lays back quietly, closes his eyes, and says,
“If everybody is here … why is the light on in the kitchen?”
feet sticking out at the end of the bed.
He turned to his wife: “Hey, there are six feet in this bed. There should only be four. What’s going on?”
“You’re so drunk you miscounted,” said the wife. “Get out of bed and try again. You can see better from over there”
The husband climbed out of bed and counted. “One, two, three, four. Damn, you’re right”
A few minutes later, the wife got horny and asked her lover to continue. The man was too scared so the woman said, ” He is so messed up I’ll pull out one of his butt hairs and he won’t move a bit”.
So she did – The husband didn’t move an inch, so they continued to make passionate love with the husband right beside them.
A couple of hours later, she repeats the process – the husband is still passed out – they get busy and messy once again.
Then Just before dawn, the wife wants one more ride. So she reaches over and plucks a third ass hair! Whereupon the husband
looks at the lover and says,” I don’t mind you screwing my wife but do you have to keep score on my ass??
“That’s the fifth time you’ve said that today”
freaking excited, until she fucked the pizza guy.
on the porn channel… you know how to fish.”
know that ?”
Cashier: “ Because you’re fucking ugly”