“No. fatty don’t eat anything.”

not ‘fascinating’.” Sally raised her hand. She said,
“My family went to see Rock City
and I was fascinated.”The teacher said, “Well, that was
good Sally, but I wanted you to

use the word ‘fascinate’.”Little Johnny raised his hand, but
the teacher hesitated because she
had been burned by Little Johnny

before.She finally decided there was no
way he could damage the word “fascinate,”
so she called on him.Johnny said, “My aunt Carolyn has
a sweater with ten buttons, but
her tits are so big she can only
fasten eight!”

The King of Spain drops his and the
Spanish crowd shout “Viva la España!!”
The King of England drops his, but
there is a long silence from the crowd,
and then everybody shouts “God save the Queen!!!”

was very little internal damage, & we were able to remove all of the buckshot.”
“What’s the bad news?” asked the hunter.
“The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your
willy which left quite a few holes in it. I’m going to have to refer you to my sister.”
“Well, I guess that isn’t too bad,” the hunter replied.
“Is your sister a plastic surgeon?”
” Not exactly answered the doctor………
“She’s a flute player in the Boston Symphony Orchestra. She’s going to teach you where
to put your fingers so you don’t piss in your eye.

“That’s the fifth time
you’ve said that today”

who completely brushes him off.”What’s wrong?” he asks.
She answers, “Do you reallythink I’m going to fire up
this big-ass grill for one
little weenie?”

“I don’t give a
fuck what you think”