asked the son where his father was.
The boy shocked us by saying,
“That man was not my father. He just told
me that if I wanted to get a free haircut
at the barbershop, I should come with him.”
Category: Funny Jokes
to his problems and told him that
he should really visit a therapist
instead of a doctor.
The mosquito replied, “Yeah, I know.
I just came in because of the blood.”
dance with the girl. The girl wanted
to have some apple punch so the boy
went to get it, but to his surprise,
there was no punch line.
car passing the neighborhood, so he stopped it to ask for help.
When the police officer asked him for his name, he replied,
“Mind Your Own Business!” Feeling insulted, the police officer
still asked politely who he was looking for. Mind Your Own Business
replied, “I am looking for Trouble!”
that it was a miracle, he disagreed
and told me, “Son, I had just fallen
from the first step of the ladder.”
librarian, “Can I please
have some ham and cheese?”
started talking. Turned out that it
was a ghost panda and it only ate bam-booooo!