the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom,
past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door.


Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked,
cowering on the closet floor.


“You rotten b.stard,” says the husband, “my wife’s having
a heart attack and you’re running around naked, scaring the kids!”

the frog from his pocket, smiled at it, then put it back into his pocket.
A few minutes later, the frog said, “Boy, if you kiss me and turn me back
into a beautiful princess,

I will do ANYTHING you want!” The boy took the frog from his pocket, smiled,
and put it back. Finally, the frog cried, “Boy, what is the matter,
I have told you that

I am a beautiful princess, and if you kiss me, I will stay with you and do
ANYTHING you want!” The boy took the frog from his pocket and said,
“Look, I am an engineering student, I have no time for a girlfriend,
but a talking frog is cool!”

Saturday; and my wife is coming home on Sunday. Can’t you see? I must have a double dose.”
The doctor finally relented saying, “Okay, I’ll give it to you, but you have to come in on Monday
morning so that I can check you to see if there are any side effects.”

On Monday, the man dragged himself in; his arm in a sling.The doctor asked, “What happened to you?”
The man said, “No one showed up.”