“When you are looking at your mother, you are looking at the purest love you will ever know.”

“Mother is the heartbeat in the home; and without her, there seems to be no heartthrob.”

“Mothers are like glue. Even when you can’t see them, they’re still holding the family together.”

“My Mother: She is beautiful, softened at the edges and tempered with a spine of steel. I want to grow old and be like her. ”

“It may be possible to gild pure gold, but who can make his mother more beautiful?

“Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall; A mother’s secret hope outlives them all.”

“Only mothers can think of the future because they give birth to it in their children.”

“To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power.”

The mother’s heart is the child’s school-room.”

“To the world, you are a mother, but to your family, you are the world.” —

“The loveliest masterpiece of the heart of God is the heart of a mother.”

“Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible.”

“Acceptance, tolerance, bravery, compassion. These are the things my mom taught me.”

“To a child’s ear, ‘mother’ is magic in any language.”

“A mother is a mother still, the holiest thing alive.”

“I can imagine no heroism greater than motherhood.”

“Of all the rights of women, the greatest is to be a mother.”

“Mothers can look through a child’s eyes and see tomorrow.”

“Mothers possess a power beyond that of a king on his throne.”

“No language can express the power and beauty and heroism of a mother’s love.”

“Motherhood: All love begins and ends there. ”

“There is no way to be a perfect mother, and a million ways to be a good one.”

“If love is as sweet as a flower, then my mother is that sweet flower of love.”

“A mother is your first friend, your best friend, your forever friend.”

“When you are looking at your mother, you are looking at the purest love you will ever know.” —Charley Benetto

“Mother is the heartbeat in the home; and without her, there seems to be no heartthrob.” —Leroy Brownlow

“Mothers are like glue. Even when you can’t see them, they’re still holding the family together.” —Susan Gale

“My Mother: She is beautiful, softened at the edges and tempered with a spine of steel. I want to grow old and be like her. ” —Jodi Picoult

“Mother is the name for God in the lips and hearts of little children.” —William Makepeace Thackeray

“The influence of a mother in the lives of her children is beyond calculation.” —James E. Faust

The mother’s heart is the child’s school-room.”

“To the world, you are a mother, but to your family, you are the world.” —

“The loveliest masterpiece of the heart of God is the heart of a mother.”

“Mothers possess a power beyond that of a king on his throne.”

“No language can express the power and beauty and heroism of a mother’s love.”

“Motherhood: All love begins and ends there. ”

“There is no way to be a perfect mother, and a million ways to be a good one.”

“If love is as sweet as a flower, then my mother is that sweet flower of love.”

“A mother is your first friend, your best friend, your forever friend.”

“When you are looking at your mother, you are looking at the purest love you will ever know.” —Charley Benetto

“Mother is the heartbeat in the home; and without her, there seems to be no heartthrob.” —Leroy Brownlow

“Mothers are like glue. Even when you can’t see them, they’re still holding the family together.” —Susan Gale

“My Mother: She is beautiful, softened at the edges and tempered with a spine of steel. I want to grow old and be like her. ” —Jodi Picoult

“Mother is the name for God in the lips and hearts of little children.” —William Makepeace Thackeray

“The influence of a mother in the lives of her children is beyond calculation.” —James E. Faust

“It may be possible to gild pure gold, but who can make his mother more beautiful?” —Mahatma Gandhi

“There is no role in life that is more essential than that of motherhood.” —Elder M. Russell Ballard

“Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall; A mother’s secret hope outlives them all.” —Oliver Wendell Holmes

“Motherhood is the exquisite inconvenience of being another person’s everything.” —Unknown

“Only mothers can think of the future because they give birth to it in their children.” —Maxim Grosky

“My mother was my role model before I even knew what that word was.” —Lisa Leslie

“To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power.” —Maya Angelou

“Motherhood is the biggest gamble in the world. It is the glorious life force. It’s huge and scary – it’s an act of infinite optimism.” —Gilda Radner

The mother’s heart is the child’s school-room.”

“To the world, you are a mother, but to your family, you are the world.” —

“The loveliest masterpiece of the heart of God is the heart of a mother.”

“Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible.”

“Acceptance, tolerance, bravery, compassion. These are the things my mom taught me.”

“To a child’s ear, ‘mother’ is magic in any language.”

“A mother is a mother still, the holiest thing alive.”

“I can imagine no heroism greater than motherhood.”

“Of all the rights of women, the greatest is to be a mother.”

“Mothers can look through a child’s eyes and see tomorrow.”

“Mother—that was the bank where we deposited all our hurts and worries.”

“My mother is my root, my foundation. She planted the seed that I base my life on, and that is the belief that the ability to achieve starts in your mind.”

“Being a mother is learning about strengths you didn’t know you had.”

“Mothers possess a power beyond that of a king on his throne.”

“No language can express the power and beauty and heroism of a mother’s love.”

“Motherhood: All love begins and ends there. ”

“There is no way to be a perfect mother, and a million ways to be a good one.”

“If love is as sweet as a flower, then my mother is that sweet flower of love.”

do the paperwork, so the man is left alone for a while in Death’s office.

He thinks to himself about what he wants to do when he gets there, he could eat all of the delicious foods he never got to try on earth, he could drive the best sports cars he could imagine, he could even be a carefree child again.

He lingers on that final thought for a moment, it’s so appealing to him to be able to run around, play, be silly, with nobody judging him. He gets excited and stands up.

Death walks back into the office, just in time to see the man bouncing on the sofa. He asks “WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING?” to which the man replies “I’m having the time of my life, or should I say the time of my death?” Just as he finishes speaking, the sofa tears open, and the man falls all the way through. Death is furious and screams “DO YOU KNOW HOW EXPENSIVE THAT WAS!? I HAVE TO GO ALL THE WAY BACK TO EARTH NOW TO GET A NEW ONE”. The man sheepishly apologizes.

Death asks the man to stand up, and they begin their journey to the afterlife. As they arrive, Death says to the man “GO INSIDE, THEY WILL TELL YOU WHAT TO DO FROM HERE”. He obliges.

As he walks in, Satan says to the man “Welcome to Hell”

“Hell!?” the man splutters. “But I was told I was going to heaven, there must have been some kind of mistake!“

“Unfortunately that is not the case. You see, in life, you were a good man, however in death, you have behaved recklessly and with no consideration for the reaper cushions.”