Relationship Humor: Girlfriend and Boyfriend Jokes

vaginal s3x. Yesterday,
Now Tell Me:
Who sucks his dick?

newspapers.Just use my MacBook Pro.”
I can tell you this: That
roach never knew what hit him.

newspapers.Just use my MacBook Pro.”
I can tell you this: That
roach never knew what hit him.

Then she looked at me and said,
“I don’t want to catch you wearing
my things ever again.”

weird going on..”, but he continues anyway.
A few moments later he finds a small chunk of beef.
At this point he stops, looks up, and asks her
“Hey, are you sick?!” To which she replies,
“No, but I think the last guy was.”

clothes,
instead of cooking her cat.

his Gun and went out. A Lion suddenly jumped in front of him. To scare the Lion,
the Hunter used the Umbrella like a Gun, and shot the Lion, then it died!
Guy: Nonsense! Someone else must have shot the Lion.
Doctor: Good! You understood the story. Next patient please

worry darling, I am
already married.

Boy: I sent those
pics to her Dad.

If a kidney fails,
the liver manages
with another kidney.

“What am I supposed to
do with two dead dogs?”

become one with each other.

I want to have it every single day.

I win the lottery and now THIS!!!