Girlfriend Boyfriend Jokes

vaginal s3x. Yesterday,
Now Tell Me:
Who sucks his dick?

newspapers.Just use my MacBook Pro.”
I can tell you this: That
roach never knew what hit him.

newspapers.Just use my MacBook Pro.”
I can tell you this: That
roach never knew what hit him.

Then she looked at me and said,
“I don’t want to catch you wearing
my things ever again.”

weird going on..”, but he continues anyway.
A few moments later he finds a small chunk of beef.
At this point he stops, looks up, and asks her
“Hey, are you sick?!” To which she replies,
“No, but I think the last guy was.”

clothes,
instead of cooking her cat.