Then she looked at me and said,
“I don’t want to catch you wearing
my things ever again.”
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even if you hilariously answer with,
talk now, I’m going into a tunnel
s*x worker looked at her
and said, “No, no. I just burped.”
perverted is when
you use the whole bird.
looked at her and said,
“No, no. I just burped.”
Eventually the lady asks,
“Aren’t you gonna bite them?”
He replies, “No, it’s too expensive.”
the bedroom again.
I brought home diet pills.
Apparently very much not what she meant.