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He: Are you describing the wine or
your mother?
He: Are you describing the wine or
your mother?
mother-in-law just isn’t enough.’
Condom: “Ha…
haha….hahahaha (walks off laughing)”
of inspiration, he pulls out a small pad of paper and writes on it: “I spit in this beer.” Putting the note on the beer, he heads off to the bathroom. When he returns, he’s delighted to see his full beer still sitting there with the note. Upon closer examination, though, he sees that someone has written on the note: “So did I.”
asked her if she was wearing any underwear.
She replied “No.” He said “Good because
I thought I had a crack in my shoe.”
shot in the row and does the same.
The bartender asks, “Why did you do that?”
And the guy replies, “Well the first shot
always tastes like crap, and the last one
always makes me sick!”
“I don’t know. I was born with them.”
up and died. “All right, son,”
asked the father, “what does that show you?”
“Well, Dad, it shows that if you drink alcohol,
you will not have worms.”
“Arrrr, I know. It’s driving me nuts.”
and he ends up covered in melted ice cream.
When he returns to the shop, the mechanic
takes one look at him and says,
“Looks like you blew a seal.”
“No,” the penguin insists, “it’s just ice cream.”