He: Are you describing the wine or
your mother?
This Wine is Described as Full
Drunk Jokes
Pharmacist tells a Customer
mother-in-law just isn’t enough.’
Beer Bottle
Condom: “Ha…
haha….hahahaha (walks off laughing)”
Guy Walks into a Bar & Orders a Beer
of inspiration, he pulls out a small pad of paper and writes on it: “I spit in this beer.” Putting the note on the beer, he heads off to the bathroom. When he returns, he’s delighted to see his full beer still sitting there with the note. Upon closer examination, though, he sees that someone has written on the note: “So did I.”
Three Ladies A man goes to a bar
asked her if she was wearing any underwear.
She replied “No.” He said “Good because
I thought I had a crack in my shoe.”
Drinking Smart
shot in the row and does the same.
The bartender asks, “Why did you do that?”
And the guy replies, “Well the first shot
always tastes like crap, and the last one
always makes me sick!”
Bear Walks into a Restaurant
“I don’t know. I was born with them.”