Guy Walks into a Bar & Orders a Beer

of inspiration, he pulls out a small pad of paper and writes on it: “I spit in this beer.” Putting the note on the beer, he heads off to the bathroom. When he returns, he’s delighted to see his full beer still sitting there with the note. Upon closer examination, though, he sees that someone has written on the note: “So did I.”

Drinking Smart

shot in the row and does the same.
The bartender asks, “Why did you do that?”
And the guy replies, “Well the first shot
always tastes like crap, and the last one
always makes me sick!”