comfortable saying this to Dwayne Johnson?’ If not, don’t say it.
I thought this sounded like a good rule. So I told her:
“Your chest is fucking epic.”
When Feminist Talked to me About the Dwayne Johnson Rule
Story Teller
When man hire a Ho0ker from casino..
His friend interrupts, “What? That’s an expensive blowjob. And $150 for the pussy?”
The guy says, “well, turns out it was actually a dude so no pussy. I was horny as hell, so $150 for anal.”
His friend says, “Wow, was it worth it?”
He responds, “Yeah. It was great. My asshole still
hurts a lot but completely worth it. “
When Johnny Must Be savage
how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven!”
Teacher: “Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!”
Johnny: “Because I’ve already got a freaking cat!”
When Little Johnny learns a lesson about karma…
Johnny plays nice for a bit but starts getting rough again.
The neighbor says, “be nice Johnny or karma will get you.”
Johnny again plays nice for a bit but starts getting rough again.
Suddenly the Mom comes running over and nips little Johnny.
The neighbor says, “what did you learn John
When Hilarious Patient Comes
Doctor: Tell Me About Your Problem.
Patient: I Just Did, You Stupid Bastard.
When Dirty Hippie Entered in Shop
The clerk, somewhat used to sights such as this, nodded hello, then said, “It looks like you lost a shoe.”
The naked guy said, “Huh?”
The clerk pointed down at the fellow’s feet. “You lost a shoe.”
The hippie slowly moved his bloodshot gaze down towards the floor.
After staring silently at his feet for several seconds, he looked back up and spoke to the clerk.
“No I didn’t. I found one.”
