a doctor and reluctantly he agrees. She gently moves
his hands to his sides and unzips his pants and puts
her hands inside. She massages him tenderly for a few
minutes and asks: “How does it feel?”
He replies: “It feels great but I still think my thumb is broken”.
Funny Jokes Hilarious Adult Humor
What’s better than a hilarious joke? A hilarious joke that’s filled with smut and innuendo, of course. And have we got some great dirty jokes for you.
From naughty gags to close-to-the-knuckle toilet humor, look no further. Short rude jokes, jokes, chat-up lines, Rude knock-knock jokes.
When Three Aged Brothers live Together
“Was I going up the stairs or coming down?”
The 92 year old was sitting at the kitchen table having coffee listening to his brothers.
He shakes his head and says, “I sure hope I never get that forgetful.”
He knocks on wood for good luck. He then yells, “I’ll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who’s at the door.”
The Hotel Has A Funny Story Of Three Writers
They started to climb the stairs, and Al started to tell funny stories. By the time they reached the 25th floor, Ben and Carl were laughing hysterically.
Then Ben started to tell scary stories. By the time they reached the 50th floor, Al and Carl were hugging each other in fear.
Then Carl started to tell sad stories. “I’ll tell my saddest story of all first,” he said. “There once was a man named Carl who left his hotel room key in the car…”
Old Man With young BeautifulWife
were 50?” his friends ask. John shakes his head no.
“There is no way she could believe you were 40”. John shakes his head again.
“So how old did you tell her you were exactly??”
John smiles and says “85”.
Wife Decide Husband Future
Once Wife Goes to PALM Reading Astrologer
Astrologer :- Do You Want to Know Your Husband Future
Wife:- Rubbish I Will Decide His Future!! You Tell Me His PAST
On the First Day of School and he Looks Worried
about this quietly.
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When they get to the front gates of the school, the kid says “Dad,
you will remember to come and get me when I’m 18, won’t you?”3
The Girl at The Checkout
how the hell did you know that?
The girl says…Cos you’re an ugly bastard!