Mr Very Rich Clay, what is your second wish?”
Skeleton in Neighborhood
his secret: he could feel the bad vibes in his bones.
Couple Talking About Milkman
that stuck
up cow at No.36′ replies the wife
A Man Goes to Hell
“Are you sure?”. He screams “Hell, yes!”.
The devil goes up to the cheerleader and
says “You can stop now. I found someone
to replace you”
When I Started Job
you get Dick from Kyle?”
I replied, “You just ask nicely.”
A Guy Walks Into a Bar
room and yells, “ALL LAWYERS ARE ASSHOLES!!!”
Suddenly there’s a big commotion in the back of the room and a
guy wearing a suit stands up and yells, “Hey buddy! I take objection to your comment!!”
Johnny looks at him and says, “Oh yeah? What are you some kind of a lawyer??”
Furiously the guy yells back, “No! I’m an asshole!!!”
old Man in Pawn Shop
that’s what you think it’s worth.. you have a deal!”
“Great!” replies the pawn broker, shaking his hand.
“Here’s twenty bucks,” says the old man. “I’ll buy it right now!”
The broker stops, and suddenly looks confused. “Wait…. buy?” he asks.
“Yes!” smiles the old man as he flips the guitar over, “This one has a
sticker price of $150, but now that I have
your honest opinion I think twenty bucks is a great deal!”