“Well, I can think of one thing,” the cowboy offered. “On a trip to the Big Horn Mountains out in Wyoming, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn’t listen. So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.” I yelled, “Now, back off or I’ll kick the shit out of all of you”

Saint Peter was impressed, “When did this happen?” “Couple of minutes ago.”

Husband asks do you know the meaning of Wife?, It means: Without Information Fightting every-time!

Wife says: No darling, It means: with idiot for ever

you are roaming with other.
What you think of yourself?
Boy: Syllabus changed mam.

She is gorgeous. The old man pulls down his pants and his dick is totally flaccid. “Now it’s your turn,” he says to the salesman.

The salesman pulls down his pants to reveal a raging hard-on. He pounces on the wife and begins humping away.

“Ha! You lose!” says the older man.

“You can keep the damn ra-A-A-A-A-bbit!” screams the salesman!

She opens her blouse and the
man puts his face in her breasts

for 10 minutes.” Eventually the
lady asks, “Aren’t you gonna bite them?”
He replies, “No, it’s too expensive.”