80-year-old Farmer Married 21 Year Woman

he also doesn’t want the farmer to lose his second wife, so he
suggests to the farmer, “You know, if you want your farm to be
more successful, maybe you should hire a 21-year-old farmhand.”

“That I’ll do!” says the farmer.

A few months later, the farmer comes back and says to the bartender, “I have some good news! I got my wife pregnant!”

“That’s very nice,” replies the bartender. “How’s the farmhand doing?”

“I thought you’d never ask,” answers the farmer. “I got her pregnant too!”

Top Rated Funny Stories