can find one for under that amount.
If I can, I will send you a telegram.”
She goes to the market and finds one
for $499. Having only one dollar left,
she goes to the telegraph office and finds
out that it costs one dollar per word.
She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to
bring the truck and trailer. Finally,
she tells the telegraph operator to send
the word “comfortable.”
Skeptical, the operator asks, “How will
she knows to come with the trailer from
just that word?” The redhead replies, “She’s
a blonde so she reads slow: ‘Come for ta bull.'”