goes to make it and realizes he doesn’t have any almonds.
He does, however, have some hickory nuts. So he mashes
them up and whips them into a daiquiri, assuming the
doctor won’t know the difference.
The doctor comes in and is presented with the drink.
He takes a sip and immediately notices something is up.
“Is this an almond daiquiri?” he asks.“No,” says
the bartender, “it’s a hickory daiquiri, doc.”