A Doctor Orders “Almond Daiquiri” Everday in the Bar

goes to make it and realizes he doesn’t have any almonds.
He does, however, have some hickory nuts. So he mashes

them up and whips them into a daiquiri, assuming the
doctor won’t know the difference.

The doctor comes in and is presented with the drink.
He takes a sip and immediately notices something is up.

“Is this an almond daiquiri?” he asks.“No,” says
the bartender, “it’s a hickory daiquiri, doc.”

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