A Girl Comes up to Her Stepdad

A girl comes up to her stepdad and asks to borrow his car.

The stepdad denies her so she begs and begs and begs until finally the stepdad says, “fine, I’ll let you borrow the car if you drop on your knees and s*u*c*k my dIck.”

Disgusted, she turns around and goes back to her room.

30 mins later, she comes back to ask again because she really needs to borrow his car.

He says “Ok, but you still have to suck my dIck.!” She agrees, “fine but you better not tell anyone!”

She drops to her knees and puts his dIck. in her mouth but instantly pops up on her feet. “Ew! Your dIcktaste like shit!”

The father then remembers, “oh that’s right, your brother has the car tonight!”

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