A Guy Goes to the Tatoo Parlor

ahead and does the job. But, all the while he is anxious
with curiosity over why this man wants a $100 bill on his penis.

So, he tells the man that he really needs to know the reason why
and says that the man can keep the $1000 he would have paid for
the tatoo if he would just tell the reason for putting a $100 bill on his willie.

So, the man consents and offers these three reasons: “First, I like to play
with my money. Second, I like to watch my money grow. And third, and most importantly,
the next time my wife wants to blow $100, she can stay home to do it.”