A Husband and a Wife Frequently Have S*x

she decides to surprise her husband and find out why he needs the lights off all the time. So, while they are having sex, she quickly flicks the lights on, only to find her husband fully clothed and holding a giant dildo in his hand.

“Explain this to me! What is the meaning of this?” She says firmly and defiantly.

The husband then says, “I’ll explain this when you explain the kids.”