A Husband S*x With Other Person’s Wife

A woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for arsenic. The pharmacist then asks what she needs it for, to which she replies: “I want to use it to poison my husband. The pharmacist says “Ma’am, I can not give you arsenic for that reason.” The woman then pulls a photograph from her purse and hands it to him. It was a picture of two people having sxx; the man in the photo was her husband and the woman was the pharmacist’s wife. He then says, “Oh I’m sorry, I didn’t realize you had a prescription.”

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