A large corporation hires a Tribe of cannibals

missing. Did you eat them?”
The chief of the Tribe checks with his people and says:

“No sir, we have not eaten anybody. It must be a coincidence.”

The CEO is skeptical but he has no evidence so he dismisses the Tribe.

Once they are away from the other employees, the chief turns to his
Tribe and asks: “Okay, which one of you idiots did it?”

A tribesman sheepishly puts up his hands and admits:
“I ate a secretary.”
The chief smacks the tribesman and yells:

“You fool! We’ve been eating middle management for weeks and nobody has noticed.
Then you had to go and eat someone that does actual work!”

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