A Man Goes to Heaven

looked, the man asked Jesus, “What’s the deal with all the clocks?”
Jesus replied, “They keep track of everybody on earth. There is one clock for each person. Every time someone tells a lie, their clock moves forward one minute. For instance, this clock belongs to Sam, a used car salesman. If you watch it closely, it will move any second.”
Click! The minute hand on Sam’s clock moved forward one minute. Click! It moved forward another minute.
“Sam must be closing on a deal right now,” said Jesus. ‘The minute hand on his clock moves all day long.’
The man and Jesus continued walking and soon came across a clock covered with cobwebs. ‘Whose clock is this?’ asked the man. “That clock belongs to the Widow Audrey. She is one of the finest people on earth. I bet her clock hasn’t moved in a year or two.”
They continued walking and touring Heaven. The man enjoyed watching the clocks of all his friends.
When the tour was finally finished, the man said, “I’ve seen everyone’s clock but one! Where is Donald Trump’s clock kept?”
Jesus smiled and said, “Look up. We use his for a ceiling fan.”