shopping and bought the man new golf clubs, an iPad and an 80-inch flatscreen TV. She said, “I bought these gifts for you because I love you so much.”

The third woman took the $5,000 and invested it in the stock market, doubled her investment, returned $5,000 to the man and re-invested the rest. She said, “I am investing the rest of the money for our future because I love you so much.”

The man thought long and hard about how each of his girlfriends had spent the money, and then he decided to marry the one with the biggest tits.

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