A woman is walking home with her 3 daughters

were bringing you home from the hospital, a lily petal landed on your head!

So that’s why we named you Lily.”

The third girl asks “HHGHGNGHGHNG?!?!?! DDDNBHGHBHNGHHH!!!”

(do an exaggerated impression).

“Shhh, quiet now, Cinderblock.”

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