The doctor answers, “I’m sorry, there’s no known cure.
We are going to have to amputate your penis.”
The man screams in horror, “Absolutely not !!
I want a second opinion… !!!”
The doctor replies, “Well, it’s your choice. Go ahead,
if you want, but surgery is your only option.”
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that
he’ll know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines
his penis and proclaims, “Ahh… yes, Mongolian VD. Very rare disease.”
The guy says to the doctor, “Yeah, yeah, I already know that,
but what can we do? My American doctor wants to cut off my penis!”
The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs, “Stupid American
docttah, always want operate, make more money that way. No need amputate!”
“Oh, thank God!” the man exclaims.
“Yes,” says the Chinese doctor. “Wait two weeks. Fall off by itself.”