An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a blonde in the train

into daylight, the Frenchman is rubbing his sore, red cheek.
The brunette thinks “I bet that dirty Frenchman fondled the
blonde and she struck the pervert.”

The blonde thinks “I bet that filthy Frenchman was looking to grope
me in the dark mistook the dowdy brunette for me and she slapped the beast.”

The Frenchman thinks “I bet that perfidious Englishman touched up the blonde
in the dark and she slapped me by mistake.”

The Englishman thinks “I can’t wait for another tunnel so I can slap that
French twat again.”

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