replies, “Ugh. It’s the thing in your purse with your picture on it.”
“Oh yeah,” says the blond who reaches in her purse,

pulls out a compact mirror, and hands it over. The blond cop opens it,
takes a look inside, hands it back, and says, “I’m sorry ma’am.
If I knew you were a cop, I wouldn’t have pulled you over.”

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