Adult Jokes

they do not manage to do it. Then John says:
J: Mary I will go to the dentist to help me.

M: If you think this is the best idea then go.
The dentist manages to pull the hair out and ask John:

D: John you did the “nasty” with Mary, didn’t you?
J: Yes doc how did you know, from the hair in my teeth?
D: No John, you have shit on your chin.

Then she looked at me and said,
“I don’t want to catch you wearing
my things ever again.”

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perverted is when
you use the whole bird.

even if you hilariously answer with,
‘I can’t….
talk now, I’m going into a tunnel