Category: Funny Jokes
Officer: Madam swimming is prohibited in this lake.
Lady: then why dint you tell me when I was removing my clothes?
Officer: well, that’s not prohibited.
Story : Men Will be Men
WIFE: What would you do if i died?
Would you get married again?
Husband:No! How can I think of re-marrying?
Wife-Why not? You would need company, for good and bad times. Please get married again.
Husband:Oh Darling…you are so sweet, even after death you are worried about me!
Wife: Then promise me, u will remarry if I die.
Husband: Ok, ok, i’d get married again..just for you 🙂
Wife:Would you live in our house with
your new wife?
Husband:Yes, but will never let her
use your room.
Wife:Would you let her drive my car?
Husband: No…it’s yours…I will keep it as your memory and buy a new one.
Wife:Would you give her my jewellery?
Husband: No..how can I?! It has your memories attached with them, my love.
Wife: Would she wear my shoes?
Husband: No, never! Her size is ‘5’, and yours is ‘7’!