She says: “Please do.”
The man clears his throat, gazes at the crowd, and says: “Heimurinn”
The widow smiles and says: “Thanks, that means the world to me.”
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Wife Habits S3X
Husband To His 22 Year Wife After Their 1st Night.
Why You Didn’t Make Any Noise Like “Ah, Uh, Oh During the S3X .”
Wife: “I Stopped That At Silly Habit Since 18Th Age“
When Wife Caught Husband When He Watching dirty things
on the porn channel… you know how to fish.”
When the woman slips on the floor but her husband is not worried
“Why?” asks his mate.
The husband replies: “If I can get her wet, maybe we can . the slide her to the kitchen where tiles are f*cking cheaper…”
Thief and man
“In that case, give me my money!”
Blonde Has Fun With Mailman
When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee.
As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup’s bottom edge. “All this was just too wonderful for words,” he said. “but what’s the dollar for?”
“Well.” she said. “last night, I told ME ‘ husband that today would be your last day. and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you.”
He said. “Screw him. give him a dollar.”
The lady then added. “The breakfast was My’ idea.”