Funny Jokes Hilarious Adult Humor

What’s better than a hilarious joke? A hilarious joke that’s filled with smut and innuendo, of course. And have we got some great dirty jokes for you.

From naughty gags to close-to-the-knuckle toilet humor, look no further. Short rude jokes, jokes, chat-up lines, Rude knock-knock jokes.

Attractive Women in a Bar With Cowboy

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just got this state-of-the-art watch, and I was just testing it..”
The intrigued woman says,

“A state-of-the-art watch? What”s so special about it?”
The cowboy explains,

“It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.” The lady says,
“What”s it telling you now?” Well, it says you’re not wearing any panties.”

The woman giggles and replies “Well it must be broken because I am wearing
panties!” The cowboy smiles, taps his watch and says, “Damn thing’s an hour fast.”

Minister Gave Speech on S3x

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A minister gave a talk to the Lions Club on sxx. When he got home, he couldn’t tell his wife that he had spoken about sxx, so he said he had discussed horseback riding with the members. A few days later, she ran into some men at the shopping center and they complimented her on the speech her husband had made. She said, “Yes, I heard. I was surprised about the subject matter, as he’s only tried it twice. The first time he got so sore he could hardly walk, and the second time he fell off.”

Prefer Your Wife Not Whisky

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Husband was sipping his whisky, while sitting in the balcony with wife and he says, “I love you so much, I don’t know how I could ever live without you.”

Wife asks, “Is that you, or the whisky talking?”

Husband replies, “It’s me….. talking to whisky.”