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me that? Is it because I am Chinese?”
“No”, I said, “It’s because you’re
drinking my beer, you little prick.”

doctor, was to go home and get a cherry bomb, light it, put it in a empty beer can and then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.

The guy said to the doctor, “I may not be a smart man, but I don’t see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me.” He wanted a second opinion so he visited a doctor in Georgia.

That doctor began to speak of a vasectomy, but seeing his patient was from Alabama, he told him to go home and get a cherry bomb light it and put it in a empty beer can and then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.

Since the second doctor told him of the same procedure of the first doctor he decided that it MUST work. So the man went home, lit the cherry bomb and put it in the beer can.

He held the can up to his ear and began to count: “1,2,3,4,5” at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand.

two children with me. They are over there, under that tree.” “Bring them along,” the lawyer replied. Turning to the other poor women he stated, “You come with us also.”

The second women, in a pitiful voice then said, “But sir, I also have a husband and SIX children with me!” “Bring them all, as well,” the lawyer answered.

They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine. Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, “Sir, you are too kind.

Thank you for taking all of us with you.” The lawyer replied, “Glad to do it. You’ll really love my place; the grass is almost a foot high!”

A man was driving at 80 kph one day when he was passed by a 3-legged chicken. He accelerated and passed the chicken. Three minutes later the chicken passed him again as he was driving at 100 kph. The man tried to catch the chicken but it ran down a side road. The man followed it into a farmyard but couldn’t find it anywhere. He saw the farmer and told him the story and the man asked for an explanation. The farmer said that he, his wife and his son all liked chicken legs so he bred 3-legged chickens.
“What do they taste like?” asked the man.

“I don’t know”, replied the farmer, “we haven’t caught one yet”

I was proven wrong once the game started and I got a good look at the opponents. They wore grey instead of green. Likewise, Kemba Walker, Jayson Tatum, Gordon Hayward, and Jaylen Brown were nowhere to be found.

Instead, I found myself face-to-face with a bunch of stinky, over-weight neckbeards. I could tell that they weren’t a fun bunch to be around, as they mockingly pointed at my toned physique and dubbed me a “Chad”. They also flipped off our team’s two female players while calling them “Stacy”, even though their real names were “Melanie” and “Jennifer”.

Once the game started, the neckbeards were thoroughly outclassed by my team, and found themselves down 31-0 by the end of the first quarter since they spent most of their time jealously looking at my female teammates and loudly pondering about their “exploits” with me and my male teammates instead of actually playing basketball.

As the second quarter started, I could hear them talk about “beating the fuck out of the two “femoids” shooting threes”. The opponents spent the rest of the first complaining about “not getting laid” and suspecting “anti-male bias” by the referees (which was stupid, given that three of my team’s starters were male, including myself).

I got so fed up by my opponents’ negativity and loudly shouted at them:

“CUT THAT SEXIST BULLSHIT AND PLAY SOME FUCKING BALL!”.

They responded by flipping me off and calling me a “SOFTBOY CUCK”.

By that time, I finally realized who my opponents were.

They were the InCeltics.

Wife: “Our new neighbor always kisses his wife when he leaves for work.

Why don’t you do that?”
Husband: “How can I? I don’t even know her.”

1 A tribute to Captain America:

Modification Inspiration	Captain America
Modified by	Bulleteer Customs
Bike Model	Royal Enfield Bullet

This Royal Enfield bullet is made as a tribute to Captain America which anyone can just tell at glance by having a look at the Captain America’s shield graphic paint that is done on the side of the motorcycle. It’s a dream for every marvel fan to hop on the Captain America’s glorious bike and Bulleteer Customs took their marvel craze to the next level and gave the Royal Enfield Bullet a new life by recasting it so well that it can only be for the iconic American superhero. The bike is just modified and not customized.

 

2 Sportster 927:

For this one, Bulleteer customs got the intense working crew who thought nothing about the sweats that will be there to make the reincarnate the beast. They equipped the Royal Enfield bullet with a 190mm tire at the back with a 540cc modified engine with a quick throttle. They also gave it a custom chassis and a showstopper floating exhaust. They painted the fuel tank with cherry red and side-mounted the number plate to give it a modern look.

Chassis Type	Custom
Engine	540cc
Throttle type	Quick
Made by	Bulleteer Customs

3 DC2 Custom Shot:

There are many cars which have been modified by DC design but for a change, DC house recreated the Royal Enfield classic 350 with its own design and renamed it as DC2 Custom Shot. The changes that have been done with the bike are the front fender, carbon fiber headlamps that now come with LED units, a circular battery box cover has been fitted and the addition of modern style side mirrors and some more. The seat has been wrapped in premium leather and headlamps and side-indicators have been fixed with LED units.

Made by	DC design house
The wrapping material of Seat	Premium Leather
Bike Model	Royal Enfield Classic 350

 

4 Rata:

 

Bike Model	Royal Enfield Classic 350
New look type	Cruiser
Made by	Rajputana Customs

This one is modified by the Rajputana Customs who renamed this Royal Enfield Classic 350 as ‘Rata’ which denotes the dark side of the night. New paint has been done on the whole bike and other style changes have been done to give it a cruiser look. As per additional things, they have equipped it with springers forks, tool, trail, and new rake which are some of the changes in metal fabrication. This one runs on Avon tires and a new dual-tone tank has also been featured in it. To allow prominent design changes, the frame has also been tweaked.

5 Surf racer:

This one has been a trial of remaking such as the Royal Enfield Continental GT, not a best though. But the sleek design is an original continental and it is very catchy, to say. The exhaust has been kept very near to the seat and the additional approach also seems to be very minimalistic but it still has a very unique. There has been a creation of a whole new look.

Bike model	Royal Enfield Classic 350
Look type	Continental
Made by	Bulleteer Customs