What’s better than a hilarious joke? A hilarious joke that’s filled with smut and innuendo, of course. And have we got some great dirty jokes for you.
From naughty gags to close-to-the-knuckle toilet humor, look no further. Short rude jokes, jokes, chat-up lines, Rude knock-knock jokes.
is a preacher. St. Peter looks him up in his Big Book,
furrows his brow and says, “OK, we’ll let you in, but
take that cloth robe and wooden staff.”
The preacher is shocked and replies, “But I am a man of
the cloth. You gave that cab driver a gold staff and a
silk robe. Surely I rate higher than a cabbie!“
St. Peter responds matter-of-factly, “This is Heaven and up
here, we are interested in results. When you preached, people
slept. When the cabbie drove his taxi, people prayed.”
. He then heads for the TV room but when he passes the guest room, he notices the door is ajar, noises coming from inside. He opens the door to look in and sees Granny on her hands and knees, little Johnny fucking her from behind. Dad screams. Johnny turns around looks at him and says “Yeah, not so funny when it’s your mom huh?”
Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, “Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?”
Little Mary’s mouth fell open. Then she said to those around her, “Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!”
The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, “Anybody?”
Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, “The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye.”
Mrs. Parks said, “Very good, Billy,” then turned to Mary and continued.
“As for you, young lady, I have three things to say: One, you have a dirty mind. Two, you didn’t read your homework. And three, one day you are going to be very, very disappointed.”
had been looking for an Escape for a while.
