Naughty Jokes

One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.
MOM : “Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school.”
SON : “But why, Mama? I don’t want to go to school.”
MOM : “Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go to school.”
SON : “One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me.”
MOM : “Oh! that’s not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school.”
SON : “Give me two good reasons WHY I should go to school?”
MOM : “One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old and should understand your responsibilities. Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school.

Woman: Why didn’t
you bite my nipple?
Man: Well, I don’t have $1M.

Johnny, you think you’re dumb?
Little Johnny: No, I just feel
bad you’re standing alone.

six figures and going to
Hawaii this weekend to renew
his wedding vows with my mom.

runs down to get the mouse trips
and falls into the water and that’s
the story of how six inches can
get a pu*sy wet.