One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.
MOM : “Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school.”
SON : “But why, Mama? I don’t want to go to school.”
MOM : “Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go to school.”
SON : “One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me.”
MOM : “Oh! that’s not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school.”
SON : “Give me two good reasons WHY I should go to school?”
MOM : “One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old and should understand your responsibilities. Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school.
Naughty Jokes
Licked and Sucked the Nipple

Woman: Why didn’t
you bite my nipple?
Man: Well, I don’t have $1M.
You are Dumb

Johnny, you think you’re dumb?
Little Johnny: No, I just feel
bad you’re standing alone.
My Stepdad

six figures and going to
Hawaii this weekend to renew
his wedding vows with my mom.
A Fly is 6 Inches Above Water

runs down to get the mouse trips
and falls into the water and that’s
the story of how six inches can
get a pu*sy wet.
When Jazzy Say My Father is Pregnant

got a little sister, now
my father is undergoing the same pain.!!!
Conversation Between Two Sperms

‘‘No sure but we just passed the esophagus.’