
parents room and my mom’s feet
were in the air and she was screaming, “Oh God, I’m coming!!!”
parents room and my mom’s feet
were in the air and she was screaming, “Oh God, I’m coming!!!”
“AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!”
setting sun, and their wings seeming like flames?”
“Yes, my master, I have.”
“And a waterfall, spilling mightly over the stones without taking anything out of its proper place?”
“Yes, my master, I have witnessed it.”
“And the moon… when it touches the calm water to reflect all its enormous beauty?”
“Yes, my master, I have also seen this marvelous phenomenon.”
“That is the problem. You keep watching all this shit instead of training.”
without her man, is nothing.”
The women wrote: “Woman! Without her, man is nothing.”
and we can drop them off tomorrow.
asked the son where his father was.
The boy shocked us by saying,
“That man was not my father. He just told
me that if I wanted to get a free haircut
at the barbershop, I should come with him.”
to his problems and told him that
he should really visit a therapist
instead of a doctor.
The mosquito replied, “Yeah, I know.
I just came in because of the blood.”