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Redhead and Blonde Stepsister
Woman Jokes
A Young Blonde Woman Fears
out of bed, begging and pleading
with her not to shoot herself.
The hysterical blonde tells her
husband: “Shut up … you’re next!”
All Lost in the Desert
at home with her family. Poof! She was
back home with her family. The blonde said,
“Awwww, I wish my friends were here.”
My Aunt had a Hard Time
guess any position will do.” The bar owner thought for a few seconds. Then she said, “Madam, do you get around in a wheelchair?” A little taken aback, my aunt replied, “No. I hop around on crutches most of the time.” Again, the bartender paused, thinking. My aunt began to look a little concerned. Finally, the bar owner spoke. “Congratulations, you can come in for orientation next week.” Ecstatic, my aunt asked the bar owner what position she was being considered for. “Oh that became an easy answer once you told me you get around on crutches. We’re putting you in charge of the hops.”
Woman went to store
” The f*cking c*ndom” she replied.
Three Ladies A man goes to a bar
asked her if she was wearing any underwear.
She replied “No.” He said “Good because
I thought I had a crack in my shoe.”