Christmas Quotes Funny

“My husband’s idea of getting the Christmas spirit is to become Scrooge.”

“Adults can take a simple holiday for children and screw it up. What began as a presentation of simple gifts to delight and surprise children around the Christmas tree has culminated in a woman unwrapping six shrimp forks from her dog, who drew her name.”

“A lovely thing about Christmas is that it’s compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.”

“Christmas is a magical time of year…I just watched all my money magically disappear.” 

“Christmas is the season when you buy this year’s gifts with next year’s money.”