Dirty pick up lines for him

  1. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
  2. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
  3. I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.
  4. If you were a book, I’d read you over and over again.
  5. I’m not sure if you’re a star, but you sure are shining bright.
  6. Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
  7. I’m not sure if you’re a work of art, but I’d hang you on my wall.
  8. I’m not sure if you’re a dream, but I don’t want to wake up.
  9. I’m not sure if you’re a song, but you’re stuck in my head.
  10. I’m not sure if you’re a pizza, but I’m craving you.