Do you know why the duck went to narcotics anonymous?

“Hi, and what’s your name?”
“Dewey,” came the answer from duck number two.
“So how’s your day been, Dewey! ?” he asked.

“Great. Lovely day. I’ve had a ball too.
Been in and out of puddles all day myself.

What else could a duck want?”The bartender turned
to the third duck and said, “So, you must be Louie?”
“No,” she said batting her eyelashes, “My name is Puddles.”

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