shoes worth $200 each.Then they go to the Jewelry Department where she gets a set of diamond earrings. The wife is so excited. She thinks her husband has flipped out, but she does not care. She goes for the tennis bracelet. The husband says,
“But you don’t even play tennis, but OK, if you like it then let’s get it. “The wife is jumping up and down. she’s so excited, she cannot believe what is going on. She says “I’m ready to go, let’s go to the cash register.” The husband says, “No – no – no, honey we’re not going to buy all this stuff.” The wife’s face goes blank,”No honey – I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.” Her face gets really mad and she is about to explode and the husband says”You must not b- ‘- ‘-ine with my financial needs as a man.”