Drunk Blonde & Suck cop’s breathalyzer.

he radios the station and asks what to do.
The cop at the station says “Is she a blond driving a lipstick red
corvette?” and the cop replies “Yes”.

So the other cop says
“What you do is tell her to get out of the car
and pull out your dick as you walk up to her”.
So the cop does exactly what the other cop says.

The blond gets out of the car and he whips out his dick.
The blond “sighs” and says
“Please not another breathalyzer test!”

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