the chocolate we’re out of,”
Kid: “Ah, OK. Then gimme a scoop of raspberry and a scoop of chocolate.”
Clerk: “Listen, kid, can you spell the VAN in vanilla?”
Kid: “Sure! V-A-N.”
Clerk: “Can you spell the STRAW in strawberry?”
Kid: “Sure! S-T-R-A-W!
Clerk: “Can you spell the FUCK in chocolate?”
Kid: “There is no FUCK in chocolate!”
Clerk: “THAT’S what I’m trying to tell you.”

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