number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly, he would get his FREE S*X .
The redneck guessed ‘8’. The proprietor said, “You were close. The number was ‘7’. Sorry, but no FREE S*X this time.”
A week later, the same redneck, along w/his brother, Bubba, pulled in for another fill-up. Again he asked for his FREE S*X.
The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number.
The redneck guessed ‘2’ this time.
The proprietor said, “Sorry, it was ‘3’. You were close, but no FREE S*X this time.”
As they were driving away, the redneck said to his brother, “I think that game is rigged, and he doesn’t really give away FREE S*X .”
Bubba replied, “No. it ain’t, Billy Ray. My wife won twice last week.”

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