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- “I can’t believe I’m finally done with pretending to pay attention.”
- “Congratulations to the class of ‘insert year here.’ We survived all-nighters and questionable cafeteria food.”
- “Now that I’ve graduated, my parents can stop referring to my education as an ‘investment.'”
- “Goodbye, assignments. Hello, existential crisis.”
- “I’m officially a graduate, which means I can finally trade in my sweatpants for… well, fancier sweatpants.”
- “I graduated with honors: honors of never wanting to take another exam again.”
- “They say the best years of your life are in college. Clearly, they’ve never had to pay off student loans.”
- “Dear diploma, you can’t tell me what to do anymore!”
- “I didn’t choose the graduation cap, the graduation cap chose me… to hide my bedhead.”
- “Four years of hard work, determination, and avoiding eye contact with the professor when they ask a question.”
- “I may be graduating, but I’ll always be a student of procrastination.”
- “Finally, I can put ‘professional student’ on my resume.”
- “Don’t cry because it’s over; smile because you’ll never have to do homework again.”
- “Now that I’ve graduated, I’m one step closer to becoming the person my parents always warned me about.”
- “I didn’t graduate with honors, I graduated with Netflix.”
- “Thanks, college, for teaching me the art of balancing a social life and a hangover.”
- “They say the real world is tough. I say, bring it on… after a nap.”
- “I didn’t just graduate; I unlocked the achievement for surviving adulthood.”
- “It’s not the end; it’s just the beginning of googling everything I don’t know.”
- “Congratulations to my fellow graduates. May we all find jobs that pay in actual money, not just exposure?”
