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- Did you know that best friends would not mind if your place is clean. All they need is beer.
- You may share all your secrets with me. They can be safe with my friends.
- While I was wondering how the ball was turning bigger in size, my friend hit me with it.
- Do you consider me your friend? Then be ready to pick my call 100 times a day.
- Yes buddy, I am ready to take a bullet from you. But only if you give me 1000 dollars.
- What if I say that potatoes can quarrel as they cannot see eye to eye.
- My boyfriend wanted a holiday so I sat home.
- My best friend is like pepperoni on pizza. Nevermind, it sounds right to me.
- Did you know that friends who like to work on algebra are called algebros?
- My friend got all cut. What? Yeah, he’s gone bald.
- Why do birds fly? That’s because it is easier than walking.
- Zero praised eight that it has got a stylish belt.
- You can be my friend as you match my level of craziness.
- Can you fix broken tomatoes? Yes, make them into a paste.
- My boyfriend and I laughed at how happy we were. But I ended up laughing more.
- Why don’t they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs
- What did the frustrated cat say? Are you kitten me right meow
- What kind of tea is hard to swallow? Reality
- What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything
- How did the hamburger know he needed new pants? His buns were showing
- What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account? Prime mates
- What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-tain
- If you’re American when you go into a bathroom and when you come out, what are you
- while you’re inside? European
- What’s the leading cause of dry skin? Towels
- When does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella? For drizzle
- What kind of cereal do dads like? Corn flakes
- When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent
- Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs? They always take things literally
- If you see a robbery at an Apple store, what does it make you? An Iwitness
