Funny Jokes To Tell Humor Friends

  1. Did you know that best friends would not mind if your place is clean. All they need is beer.
  2. You may share all your secrets with me. They can be safe with my friends.
  3. While I was wondering how the ball was turning bigger in size, my friend hit me with it.
  4. Do you consider me your friend? Then be ready to pick my call 100 times a day.
  5. Yes buddy, I am ready to take a bullet from you. But only if you give me 1000 dollars.
  6. What if I say that potatoes can quarrel as they cannot see eye to eye.
  7. My boyfriend wanted a holiday so I sat home.
  8. My best friend is like pepperoni on pizza. Nevermind, it sounds right to me.
  9. Did you know that friends who like to work on algebra are called algebros?
  10. My friend got all cut. What? Yeah, he’s gone bald.
  11. Why do birds fly? That’s because it is easier than walking.
  12. Zero praised eight that it has got a stylish belt.
  13. You can be my friend as you match my level of craziness.
  14. Can you fix broken tomatoes? Yes, make them into a paste.
  15. My boyfriend and I laughed at how happy we were. But I ended up laughing more.
  16. Why don’t they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs
  17. What did the frustrated cat say? Are you kitten me right meow
  18. What kind of tea is hard to swallow? Reality
  19. What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything
  20. How did the hamburger know he needed new pants? His buns were showing
  21. What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account? Prime mates
  22. What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-tain
  23. If you’re American when you go into a bathroom and when you come out, what are you
  24. while you’re inside? European
  25. What’s the leading cause of dry skin? Towels
  26. When does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella? For drizzle
  27. What kind of cereal do dads like? Corn flakes
  28. When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent
  29. Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs? They always take things literally
  30. If you see a robbery at an Apple store, what does it make you? An Iwitness