The Gunman repeats this 5 times and asks the same for the 6th time.
Driver: “Sir, shoot me if you must but there’s no way I can get hard again”
Gunman turns his head and says, “Gloria you can come out now”
A beautiful 18 year old comes out of the house on the side of the road.
Gunman: “This is my daughter. Please give her a ride to the next town. Thank you.”

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