minutes later that he jumped up, raked all the food and dishes onto the floor, grabbed me,
ripped all my clothes off, and ravaged me right
there on the table!” The doctor says, “I’m sorry,we didn’t realize the pill was that strong!
The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages.”
“Nah,” she says, “that’s okay. We’re never goingback to that restaurant anyway.”

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