Kim Jong Wouldn’t Have Thought That

in her beauty, international superpower, and
redeemer of all civilizations, she is our only mother.”

Kim Jong applauses. “What a diligent student you are.
What do you want to be when you’re older?”

The student replies “An orphan.”

Edit: Since I wrote this I’ve been hearing a Borat voice
in my head saying “Make glorious nation of Kazakhstan”
all day. I think I’m haunted.