Little Johnny’s Neighbour

Johnnys dad also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything about the baby’s missing ears or even said the word ears, he would get the hiding of his life when they came back home.

Little Johnny told his dad he understood and agreed not to mention the babys lack of ears.

Johnny looks in the basonet and says “Wow, what a beautiful baby.” The mother replies, ‘Why, Thanks Johnny.”

Johnny says: “He has beautiful little feet, beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Is he able to see alright?” “Yes”, says the mum, “we are so grateful, the Doctor said he will have perfect vision.” “That is great”, says Little Johnny, “cause he’d be stuffed if he needed glasses!”