Little Johny Is Back

not ‘fascinating’.” Sally raised her hand. She said,
“My family went to see Rock City
and I was fascinated.”The teacher said, “Well, that was
good Sally, but I wanted you to

use the word ‘fascinate’.”Little Johnny raised his hand, but
the teacher hesitated because she
had been burned by Little Johnny

before.She finally decided there was no
way he could damage the word “fascinate,”
so she called on him.Johnny said, “My aunt Carolyn has
a sweater with ten buttons, but
her tits are so big she can only
fasten eight!”