shotgun. -Now listen carefully,” he told the homeowner, -I’m going to climb the tree and poke the gorilla with this stick until he falls to the ground. The trained Chihuahua will then go right for his. uh.
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and when the gorilla instinctively crosses his hands in front to protect himself. You slap the handcuffs on. Ok, got it,” the homeowner replied, “but… what’s that shotgun for?” “If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla,- the man said, “shoot the Chihuahua.

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