“Now, Charles,” she commands,….
“take off my bra.”
With trembling fingers, he unclasps her bra and pulls it off.
“And now, Charles, my panties. Take them off too.”
He hooks his fingers in the waistband of her panties and slowly,
slowly slides them down to the floor.
“Thank you, Charles,” she says, with a faint smile on her lips.
“Now, if I ever catch you wearing my clothes again, you’re fired!”

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