“Was I going up the stairs or coming down?”
The 92 year old was sitting at the kitchen table having coffee listening to his brothers.
He shakes his head and says, “I sure hope I never get that forgetful.”
He knocks on wood for good luck. He then yells, “I’ll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who’s at the door.”
They started to climb the stairs, and Al started to tell funny stories. By the time they reached the 25th floor, Ben and Carl were laughing hysterically.
Then Ben started to tell scary stories. By the time they reached the 50th floor, Al and Carl were hugging each other in fear.
Then Carl started to tell sad stories. “I’ll tell my saddest story of all first,” he said. “There once was a man named Carl who left his hotel room key in the car…”
were 50?” his friends ask. John shakes his head no.
“There is no way she could believe you were 40”. John shakes his head again.
“So how old did you tell her you were exactly??”
John smiles and says “85”.
Once Wife Goes to PALM Reading Astrologer
Astrologer :- Do You Want to Know Your Husband Future
Wife:- Rubbish I Will Decide His Future!! You Tell Me His PAST
about this quietly.
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When they get to the front gates of the school, the kid says “Dad,
you will remember to come and get me when I’m 18, won’t you?”3
how the hell did you know that?
The girl says…Cos you’re an ugly bastard!
“84! How did you figure that?”
St. Peter responds, “We added up your client billing timesheets.”