What happen When Thanos came to Earth in 2023

They fought, and it was a bloody battle, but Thanos was mighty, and eventually took control of the gauntlet which housed the Stones.
As he shaped to snap his fingers, Thanos smiled, and slowly declared:
“I – am – inevitable.”
Nothing happened.
With a look of surprise and fear on his face, Thanos watched as the man in the red suit lifted his right hand, revealing the real Infinity Stones.
“And we – “, said the man in the red suit, “are…
… the Spanish Inquisition.”
And nobody, not even Thanos, expects the Spanish Inquisition.

When Little Johnny learns a lesson about karma…

Johnny plays nice for a bit but starts getting rough again.
The neighbor says, “be nice Johnny or karma will get you.”
Johnny again plays nice for a bit but starts getting rough again.
Suddenly the Mom comes running over and nips little Johnny.
The neighbor says, “what did you learn John

My dear, having cake is the best way to gain Karma.

Finally, she sees someone who appears to be in charge. She runs over and asks the man, “what is going on here?”
The strange man replies, “everyone here is doing their best to better their souls.” Confused at the cryptic answer and curious about the strange man’s traditional Mongolian garb, the woman asks him to elaborate.
The Buddhist Monk replies, “My dear, having cake is the best way to gain Karma.”

Tarzan Use Tree Holes For Fun

She watched in awe for a while.Finally, overcome by this display of animal passion Jane came out into the open and offered herself to him. As she reclined on the wild grass Tarzan ran up to her and gave her a big kick in the crotch. In pain she screamed ‘What the hell did you do that for?’ Tarzan replied, ‘Always check for squirrels.’

Don’t underestimate The Husband on Bed

shoes worth $200 each.Then they go to the Jewelry Department where she gets a set of diamond earrings. The wife is so excited. She thinks her husband has flipped out, but she does not care. She goes for the tennis bracelet. The husband says,
“But you don’t even play tennis, but OK, if you like it then let’s get it. “The wife is jumping up and down. she’s so excited, she cannot believe what is going on. She says “I’m ready to go, let’s go to the cash register.” The husband says, “No – no – no, honey we’re not going to buy all this stuff.” The wife’s face goes blank,”No honey – I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.” Her face gets really mad and she is about to explode and the husband says”You must not b- ‘- ‘-ine with my financial needs as a man.”

Girlfriend Is always Angry

“Two girlfriends?” I asked.“No,” he said. “Just one really angry one.”