Homeless man: “There is black rooster alright? How many legs does that chicken have?”
Me: “Two?”
Homeless man: “Right, now how many wings this black rooster got?”
Me: “Two?”
Homeless man: “Right, now how many eyes this black rooster got?”
Me: “Two?”
Homeless man: “Right again, now there is this white cat walking around how many hairs are on that white cat?”
Me: “I don’t know? A lot?”
Homeless man: “Well, why do you know so much about black cock and not enough about white pussy?”
As we grow, Birthdays lose their charm!! Don’t they?
Year after year, partying, making schedules, and entertaining others, eventually takes a back seat and the feeling to explore oneself becomes the priority. Especially when one is going through some mid-life crisis, and is yearning for some ‘me’ time. What better than celebrating your birthday ‘alone’?!!!
But since people with ‘this’ intention usually end up doing nothing on their birthdays, here are a few things that will keep your lazy bones away, and would inspire you to wake up and do something that you haven’t done in years!! So, celebrate your birthday alone, with no one to disturb you; just do it just for yourself!!!
– If you love travelling, or at one time in life had the desire to travel, go on and use your birthday as the opportunity to plan a vacation and get yourself some much needed “me” time. Whether you want to visit – Europe or Thailand, just plan it and have fun once, for Christ’s sake!!
– Spend some time remembering your childhood, or doing something that you used to love doing but schedules took it away from you. Painting, Origami, singing or playing an instrument, whatever is your lost hobby, grab it again and have a blast. Believe us, you will love it!!
– Readers, movie lovers or art freaks –hit the stores & buy a good gift exclusively for you alone!! Certainly, there is no better ‘birthday’ therapy for you people!!
– FOODIES!! Here we go! Fix a date with yourself! Plan a dinner and spend some quality time eating the delicacies that make you happy. A birthday certainly asks for some good food!!
-Do visit a place which at one point in time, inspired you, and still haunts you in your musings. Who knows! Maybe it has the power to inspire you again! You know! Life can meet you anywhere, don’t lose hope!
me a sandwich!’” Thomas shook his head.
“Not me. I already have one of those.”
People are divided on whether or not they should have twins. Some couples say they’d love to have two babies, but others have a completely different reaction. If you are a twin or have twin siblings, your perception of reality is likely to differ significantly from that of someone who has never dealt with more than one baby at a time.
Conception occurs when a sperm fertilizes an egg, resulting in the formation of an embryo. A woman can become pregnant with twins if there are two eggs in the womb at the time of fertilization or if the fertilised egg separates into two distinct embryos. Twins are conceived only 2% of the time naturally, but they are more than 40% of the time when reproductive procedures are used.
When a fertilised egg separates into two embryos, this form of pregnancy occurs. These embryos are monozygotic, meaning they have the same genes as each other. Identical twins are of the same sex and have a striking resemblance.
When there are two eggs in the womb at the time of fertilisation, and sperm fertilises both of them, this type of pregnancy happens. These embryos are dizygotic, which means they don’t have the same genes and may or may not be of the same sex.
Many couples dream of having twins, but it’s best to just focus on having a healthy baby. Regardless of how many babies you’re carrying, always check with your health care provider and follow their advice and tips for a safe pregnancy.
Women who consume dairy products are more likely to have twins than women who do not consume these things. The presence of growth hormones in milk (dairy from growth hormone-treated cows) is suggested to aid in the conception of twins.
It’s thought that eating a diet rich in dairy items, milk, and meat will help, especially around ovulation time. However, there is no scientific data to back this up.
Increase your intake of yams and sweet potatoes. It is true that women who live in locations where yams are a substantial part of their diet are more likely to have twins. It appears that a naturally occurring chemical component of yams aids in ovarian function support.
Zinc has been shown to increase sperm count. So, you might urge your partner to add zinc-rich foods like pumpkin seeds, lamb, green peas, and yogurt to your diet. It has the potential to boost the chances of fertilising more than one egg.
Encourage your companion to try oysters. Zinc is abundant in oysters, which aids in sperm production. The more healthy and mobile his sperm are, the more likely he is to be able to fertilise an egg or two. If he wants to take supplements, 14mg per day is recommended for males in their fertile years.
Zinc is abundant in green leafy vegetables, cereals, bread, seeds, and wheat germ.
Alternative therapies may make it more likely. Acupuncture, naturopathy, aromatherapy, chiropractic, or flower essences may improve the chances of producing twins, according to scientific research.
According to certain studies, a woman with a Body Mass Index of greater than 30 has a better likelihood. However, given that a healthy weight range during reproductive years is 20-25 pounds and that 30 pounds would put you in the overweight/obese category, this is not a healthy recommendation.
This could be due to the fact that beyond the age of 35, the ovaries begin to release more than one egg per month. According to studies, when you’re over 35, you create more follicle-stimulating hormones than when you’re younger. This could result in the release of more than one egg during ovulation, increasing the chances of conceiving non-identical twins.
Fraternal twins run in families for this reason. Women, on the other hand, are the only ones who ovulate. As a result, the mother’s genes are in charge of this, while the fathers aren’t. This is why having twins in the family only matter if they are on the mother’s side.
But Monozygotic (identical) twins do not run in families and are born at random. You might not be sure if your great-granduncles were related, and there’s no way to know for sure without DNA testing. However, identical twins are more likely than fraternal twins to share a similar physical likeness.
The chances of naturally conceiving twins are roughly 3%. Being on any type of fertility therapy, obviously, will considerably improve your odds. You have a 20–40% probability of having twins if you use IVF.
I don’t hate you. I’m just disappointed.
People wear masks of lies so that they look attractive, so be careful.
Love is blind, but friendship closes its eyes.
Real love is what you feel it. You see it, and you show it! But fake love is just made of words.
Spend your time with those who love you unconditionally, not with those who only love you under certain conditions.
I didn’t fall in love with you; I fell in love with the person you pretended to be.
I miss the old you. The one that cared about me.
A clear rejection is always better than a fake promise.
We all believe that, we can’t buy love even if we are rich enough; but I think no one buys his own property.
“A false love, begins with the eye and soon spills from the eye in pain. Where a true love, begins with the eye, and settles in the heart.”
“Men never forget true love. They always remember all the women they couldn’t have.”
If someone wants you, nothing will keep them away, but if they don’t want you, nothing will make them stay!
Don’t ever fake love anyone just because you’re lonely!
Fake is the new trend, and everyone seems to be in style.
Real love you feel it; you see it; you show it! But fake love is just words.
A fake lover stops loving and caring from the day he knows he’ll never get her…
“True love is knowing a person’s faults, and loving them even more for them.”
“True love is like a pair of socks you gotta have two and they’ve gotta match.”
“True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.”